Things You Can Do to Waste Time
Watch a movie
Watch TV
Play with Barbie Dolls
Play with toy cars
Whine to your babysitter or parents (warning: this will only last 10–15 minutes)
Make the cat upset
Act like a weirdo
Stand on your head
Say “moo”
Try to fly
Torture yourself
Things You Can Do to Torture Yourself
Go to the five-foot mark in the pool when you don’t know how to swim
Pay $500 for a phone, then destroy it
Jump off of a building
Don’t talk for twenty-seven years
Drink shampoo
Things You Can Eat for Supper
Pizza
Pasta, bread, and salad
Tacos
Quesadillas
Enchiladas
Turkey
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