30 things my cat can be used as

a teddy bear, a person playing music on the computer, a person watching tv, a person watching a movie, a villain, a hero, a cuddly thing, a gentle thing, a purring thing, a scratching thing, a friend, a person who is the opposite of a maid, a meanie, a kicking bag that meows, a patting thing that purrs, a sleeper, a dancer, a music listener, a polar bear look alike from the golden compass movie, a lion, a gorgeous kitty, a pretty kitty, a model kitty, a walking kitty, a running thing, a handshaker, a vicious little hunter, a scaredy cat, a person who looks like someone in my class having their head down for recess because the teacher is so mean, something in the sun.